buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.

i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.

by ben November 13, 2003

beatsmith

a hip hop producer, beatmaker

Scott Storch is a beatsmith...

by Da Chef January 8, 2006

beatsmithing

v. (beet·smith·eeng) : The act of creating sounds by way of audio production or recording audible samples to be placed into a musical track. In short, to make beats. Also, to perform live by blending samples or mixing and arranging various songs into a set or compilation in order to create an original, audible composition.

No DJ gig for me tonight, I'm busy beatsmithing in the studio.

by Aaron Ortiz November 30, 2011

Buttsmut

Buttsmut is anal porn.

I have a fetish for buttsmut.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

Buttskitler

A man who specializes in performing rectal insertion of skittles. Can be in either a sexual manner or just for fun.

"That guy became the buttskitler today!"
"How!?"
"He inserted a skittle up that girls arse last night!"
"Oh my god that's hilarious!"

by edudoeg September 24, 2014

buttshitass

A name for an unbearable situation, completely unneccesary amount of time spent sitting in one place, or something so irritating this string of cusswords spews forth from your gut with the rage of a thousand suns.

"Flying from Pittsburgh to Seattle sucks raging airplane buttshitass." - Matthew Inman (TheOatmeal.com)

" My boss is such a..a.....a.. BUTTSHITASS!"

by Urban_Monkey_One April 17, 2010

Buttmitt

(adjective) Alternative to awesome, legendary, radical etc.

(Noun) The entire area between ones legs

(verb) "Buttmitting" to have sex in the butt and in the mitt at the same time

(adjective) Man lastnight was so buttmitt, can even believe i'm still alive

(noun) OMG Garyyy!! How much "buttmitt" did you get lastnight?? I saw you go in your camper with 3 chicks for chist sakes

(verb) Brute and Sally were "Buttmitting" all night long it sounded like a toilet getting plunged

by Brettmitt January 9, 2013