buttnig

1) An individual who is hypocritical of others, ignorant of the truth, and just plain 'ole stupid. A term most commonly associated with African-Americans and inbred hicks, but also applies to the entirety of the British population.

2) An affectionate term to greet a friend with.

1) Chad Ocho-Cinco: "My nigga Denzel! What's happening?"

Denzel Washington: "Get the fuck away from me you fat buttnig!"

2) "Where's that buttnig Albert at?"

"Probably at home playing Halo!"

by jopotato July 23, 2009

buttpinch

When you're sitting in class and the need to fart overcomes your self control so the gas is expelled through the anus. when expelled you try to stop it with a quick pinch of the anus thus creating a high pitched noise (similar to that of a trumpet) only to be blamed on the asian sitting closest to you.

"Dude, I totally buttpinched in history and blamed xing xing."

by Jarcam December 19, 2008

buttpirate

someone who enjoys ravaging and raiding someones ass hole searching for lost treasure, or just fir pure enjoyment.

Harvey the buttpirate plundered Blackbeards ass numerous amounts of times. Blackbeard enjoys this type of enjoyment.

by John Gentry August 16, 2003

Scottish Buttpipe

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe

Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe

by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009

buttpirates

Men who sail the seas in a buttship searching for lands of carelessness and homosexuality. When not on a buttisland, they spend their time on their buttship, drifting to sea, fucking each other in the arses.

Here come the Buttpirates again, here to raid our anal cavities.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

buttpirate

Another term for a homosexual, or alternatively a similar reference to a person who would otherwise be deemed ghey

Joe- Dude he is such a buttpirate!
Phil - Yeah man he is totally ghey...

by Braydin February 10, 2003

Buttigue

1)where your butt is suffering fatigue.

2)the state of pain someone suffers after swinging on a swing for a lot time

After a whole afternoon swinging in the park, I began to suffer from buttigue.

by annabellers October 12, 2008