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buttfish

The act of quickly sliding a hand between a persons butt cheeks and then briefly wiggling the hand in a fish-like manner.
My friend was bending over so I gave her a buttfish.
As I walked by the guy in the bar I buttfished him.
Hey jerk, quit buttfishing me!
by The Clat November 25, 2010
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buttist

1. a person/s who use assholic statements. 2. a person/s who make a study of being an asshole. 3. a person who uses a butt, or the butt of a third party to shove in someone's face, either literally or metaphorically.
1. The teacher must be a buttist because he makes such assholic statements.
2. Yes, he is a jerk, he even studied to be a buttist.
3. He "shoved his butt" in my face when he made that assholic statement to me. He is a buttist.
4. I am shoving that girl's butt in your face because I am a buttist!
5. I find great humor in being a buttist, the other day I shoved a cat's butt in my girlfriends' face.
by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006
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buttpiss

1. Literally expelling urine from one's ass after having the urine injected into the anus during the act of a pistol star.
2. A specific type of diarrhea, wherein the contents of one's ass is expelled in a liquified, piss-like manner.
Paul was buttpissing all night after the girls all gave him a good pistol star.

Grant had to seriously buttpiss the morning after Joey gave him a pistol star for his birthday.
by Lovely_Lolita September 1, 2013
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Dick Buttkiss

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.
I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.
by drbinshore May 14, 2010
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buttish

A word to desribe an act, person, or thing that is really really really not cool. This describes people who talk loudly on their cell phones as if the whole world cares, farting on an elevator, or eating all of your friends Cheddar Chex Snack Mix. This word was also invented by someone who is very cool and is no way shape or form buttish.
Did you see that fat chick order a big mac and a DIET coke, that was totally buttish.

Don't be buttish man, stop hogging the cheetos.

Have u heard about how Isaac Hayes quit South Park cause they made fun of scientology? Hes buttish.
by matt the eunuch August 7, 2006
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butthisface

a guy who has everything nice BUTT HIS FACE.
hes a butthisface, everythin else is nice.
by maddyandamanda June 19, 2008
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butkis

"But we did nothing, absolutely butkis that day"
by anarchymicro December 16, 2007
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