Side Buttoned

The action of ignoring an incoming call by the use of the side button on one's cellular phone.

"Dude, I totally side buttoned this chick last night. She must have called me five times."

by Taylor H. March 2, 2008

Bum Buttoned

When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.

Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.

by Gustavas May 17, 2011

buttnoid

A stubborn, dried deposit of feces near the anus.

Dave winced in pain as he ripped his rimhairs out attempting to pick the large buttnoid from the perimiter of his anus.

by Rondo August 29, 2006

buttized

Baptism by fart. And/or having been farted on.

My daughter likes to climb up on people's laps and fart on them. She then laughs hysterically and says "you've" been buttized! After which you can smell the " Holy Ghost".

by The Sikness September 20, 2013

Buttoned-up Sexy

Adjective used to describe someone or something pure and innocent on the surface but hot and smoldering underneath.

Did you see that new history professor? So buttoned-up sexy.

Wuthering Heights, Anna Karenina, and Pride and Prejudice are truly great books, definitely buttoned-up sexy.

by GuitarDragon November 18, 2020

buttoned up

To finish, or correctly complete a job.
commonly used by people from a naval or military background.

It took awhile, but, Donny buttoned up that project and we're good to go on our next contract.

by chiefbean1107 May 10, 2009

dick buttoned

getting buggered in central park by a gang of black dudes who never watch figure skating,

I was smoking a joint with my figure skating friend Dean walking thru a park in NYC, when all of a sudden we were Dick Buttoned by a bunch of guys hiding in the bushes!

by happylovingcouple January 7, 2014