To be penetrated anally (particularly males) with a baked dough phallus. Buttinos are usually found in the wild at lengths of 12-18 inches (don't act like you're not impressed), and can grow to be as large as three feet if you're really adventurous. Variations can include items such as black olives, alfredo sauce (great for simulating semen!), tomatoes (open sores, you know what that's like) and spaghetti noodles often symbolizing pubic hair.
Andrew's butt was sore this morning because he was Buttinoed all night long.
Practical use:
Friend A: "That girl's so hot!"
Friend B: "Yeah, but I hear that Stephen Buttinoed her until she bled last night. Dirty."
Practical use:
Friend A: "That girl's so hot!"
Friend B: "Yeah, but I hear that Stephen Buttinoed her until she bled last night. Dirty."
by Dylan R. November 24, 2007
Get the Buttinoed mug.The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.
The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.
You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.
The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.
You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.
Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.
Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.
Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.
by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005
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Seminifirous: semen carying
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out
by Chris the Great March 7, 2004
Get the Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid mug.when someone calls you on your cell phone and you do not want to talk to them you hit the side button to dismiss their call and direct them to you voicemail.
"Anthony's calling again, hes about to get bitch buttoned." "hopefully he gets the point and stops bugging."
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