Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016

butterscotchery

Adjective describing the flavor range, depth and intensity of a Buttery Nipple Martini.

At a Martini bar...
Voluptuous martini sipper exclaims: "These Buttery nipples taste butterscotchery"

by ALAjohnx3 June 9, 2013

mr buttersworth

The act of clandestinely slipping one's cock through a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bag to pleasantly surprise your date.

Yeah B, shorty said she wanted more butter topping. So i tolded her to reach deeper in the bag and ask mr buttersworth.

by relapx July 16, 2011

Butterscotching

The act of taking peanut butter (creamy or chunky), warming it in a bowl, then spreading it on a man's dick. Then, after the peanut butter is applied, cannon fucking a woman's (or man's depending on your preference) asshole until orgasm. Then, as the final move, felching the peanut butter cum mix out of said ass.

When asked if you want to go butterscotching, there is a certain response, please look at the example for said response.

Hey, wanna go butterscotching later?

Sure, chunky or creamy?

by OmniJesus January 19, 2010

buttershoes

<adj> When describing a female, everything about her is appealing except for her shoes

(hot girl walks in)

Guy A: Oh oh oh! Her, mmm shes super fine...
Guy B: No shes not, shes a buttershoes
Guy A: A what?
Guy B: A buttershoes, everthing about her is hot 'but her shoes'
Guy A: oh oh...
Guy B: I'm depressed from now
Guy A: I think I'm gonna be sick..

by ukbajwa10 August 27, 2010

Buttershits

The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.

Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.

by Scrumfis August 13, 2011

butterstory

When someone tells a really uneventful story but they hype you up for it.

Jack: I have the FUNNIEST thing to tell you.
Amy: Ok, what?
Jack: So, I go up this hill, and I fall down haha
Amy: Wow, that's a real butterstory. :/

by brooke7318 August 12, 2017