Butter the Muffin

When you reach the end of your coupling and are approaching your vinegars you pull out and decorate her tree with heathy spurts of bloke gravy.

Spot the dog growled as Jack buttered Jane's muffin. Butter the Muffin.

by MurderousYoric April 29, 2009

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while snowboarding, manual your tail then 180 and manual front

"Man, I was shredin' some sweet cherry cherry pow pow, when all of a sudden I decided to butter the muffin that made everybody look. Yeah, bro!"

by Paul Miracle November 15, 2007

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butter the muffin

butter the muffin: no need for examples!

by timilyn August 02, 2008

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When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN February 25, 2014

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"Is your muffin buttered? Would you like for me to assign someone to butter your muffin?" - Mean Girls

by acrobativity May 11, 2018

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The act of pulling out during intercourse and shooting your cum on the outside of a woman's vagina.

Don't worry, I will pull out and butter your muffin.

by Urban Tony October 22, 2006

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jude law can butter my muffin anyday!

by jmb jacquie May 30, 2008

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