banana buttcrunch

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.

OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?

by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006

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Sexy Buttwrench

The Sexy Buttwrench

Definition(n.) a person so annoying, you wish to shove a wrench up some ones but.

(V.) Performing the actions of a regular wrench, substituting wrench as a penis, sexily, in the anal hole.

"oh my gosh!"

"what?!"
" I just gave a ..."

"a buttwrench?"
"I just gave a SEXY BUTTWRENCH"

"To who?"
" PETER GRIFFIN"

"you are the shit.CRANK THAT "

by BooYouWHORE5572 March 23, 2010

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Buttwrench

A person who annoys you so much you want to take a wrench and stick it up their butt.

Person #1: "hey dude guess what?!"
Person #2: "what?"
Person #1: "i just bought this really cool shirt with Barney the dinosaur on it!"
Person #2: "jeeze you are such a buttwrench!"

by CSIQ April 20, 2008

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buttcrunch

buttcrunch
noun
a person, object, or thing that is so extraordinary it will cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of those who interact with it.

verb trans.
to cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of another party or parties by being splendid or wonderful.

DERIVATIVES
buttcrunchy adjective
buttcrunchingly adverb

1. Your mom's twenty-cheese casserole was such a buttcrunch! I didn't even know there were that many cheeses!

2. She looked so good in that tiny dress that she buttcrunched all of those old dudes over there.

3. The special effects in that movie were so buttcrunchingly sweet my brain went into sugar-shock.

by Luckydyke January 2, 2009

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