buttwucket

Someone who is annoying or acting irrationally.

"Choppy stop, don't be such a buttwucket!"

by Straightfire101 February 29, 2016

buttockery

the art of beating the drums. The studies of playing the drums on a fine black man's backside.

Look at that man over there, he has all the qualifications buttockery 101!

by she-nay-nay July 8, 2006

Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.

Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”

by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019

Dickriding Buttjockey

A guy who likes the cock. See: homosexual

Elton John is an openly dickriding buttjockey.

by not found [Error 404] January 4, 2009

buttfucketry

A relatively new term designed to provide a noun for the act of men giving or taking it up the rear. Thought to have been first employed by the notorious "Woodster" in England in 2001.

There's way too much buttfucketry going on around the world nowadays.

by Rampager April 21, 2003

buttpoker

A derogatory term for any homosexual in general. See butt pirate or ass bandit.

Look at that fucking buttpoker kissing his boyfriend! What a fag! Let's go kill his dog!

by A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z. October 23, 2005

buttpacker

some one who packs it in the butt usually gay

your mom is such a buttpacker

by buttpacker101 December 5, 2011