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Butttracker

One who tracks or follows butts they like
Stop looking at that butt you butttracker!
by cakel April 16, 2015
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Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later
Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.
by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010
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buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.
"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."
by walterc February 8, 2015
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Buttsmackle

Like honeysuckle, a Buttsmackle is when one presses their face against another's buttcheeks and suckles on the insides.
Ron: Dude, we totally Buttsmackled last night, man.

Stan: Hell yes, bro!
by Buttsmackle-King May 27, 2021
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Phillips Head Buttcrack

With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?

Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?

Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
by Jeffgoldblum37 March 10, 2022
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Buttfreckle

A made by hand creation with eyes and "freckle" on its backside that brings joy to a huge base of people, including autistic children who respond to the variety of colors and textures of yarn used in their creation.
We just love our Buttfreckles!
by DayzMommie September 22, 2012
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Hagrid's Buttcrack

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear
Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.
by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009
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