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Butthole Surfers

Someone who's only half an asshole and half smart fat guy and gym rat. Since they are half gym rat and smart fat guy, they eat high protein and lift weights and do machines and run on the treadmill at the gym. But sometimes lay around on the couch to play videogames or lay in bed with the cellphone. Many of them have ADHD, which have forgetfulness, lack of focus because it seems super boring and ADHD, and hyperfocus on things they like. They do good art. The half asshole part is that they can only diet in short bursts, then go back to gaining double the weight they lost. Adderall helps them calculate calories better to remember, but they still eat cheese, pizza, chicken wings, and burgers, and pumpkin pie, and Pepsi either diet or regular. They eat their fruits and vegetables, but also chocolate and chips and oreo. They often reach for light beer. They dream of looking lean even if it's just to eat huge as fuck again. BAM15 can help with fat burning.
Butthole surfers. They drink water because it's healthy. They love cheese the most. They drink water to help with muscle gains. They diet in short bursts and diet a little longer with Adderall, but they don't diet forever. Food is good, but short term dieting is a necessary evil to maintain health. Butthole surfers just can't diet long term. Lean Chonky, but still chonky. It's a dad bod. Muscles and a little to medium belly is what peak performance looks like, otherwise known as lean chonky. Butthole Surfers. 🕳🏄 ♀️🏄 ♂️🌊💪🥧🍔🍫💊💎🍃🍕🧀🍗🧅🌶🌽🥤🍰🍟🥞🥯🥑🧅🍋🍊🍌🧀🌭🌮🥪🌯🍕🫑🌶🥭🍇🍑🍒🍓🫐🥚🫜🍄 🟫🫘🍫🥜🥐🥖🥨
by HawaiianPunch1 April 5, 2026
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All these diffinitions are incorrect really, The band 'The butthole surfers' actually used this as their name because of all the things people would associate with it. What it actually means is when someone is running along and fall on their ass and slide on the grass. That is butthole surfing.
I love butthole surfers they own. Yas are all rpobably gunna gimme thumbs down but Its true!
by PWnaGE March 6, 2005
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A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.
Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.
by mugwump November 13, 2004
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1. A band name.

2. A person who violates another person with their kundalini either intentionally or by accident.
Dude, you're such a butthole-surfer!
by ButtRogers October 1, 2008
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1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.
Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS
by monkiki February 25, 2005
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one who likes to give anal sex. a male who likes to stick it in the back door more than the front. (he likes the surf the butthole if u will)
by travis c October 7, 2004
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butthole smurfers

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced
"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"
by big_cheebus October 31, 2021
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