Someone who's only half an asshole and half smart fat guy and gym rat. Since they are half gym rat and smart fat guy, they eat high protein and lift weights and do machines and run on the treadmill at the gym. But sometimes lay around on the couch to play videogames or lay in bed with the cellphone. Many of them have ADHD, which have forgetfulness, lack of focus because it seems super boring and ADHD, and hyperfocus on things they like. They do good art. The half asshole part is that they can only diet in short bursts, then go back to gaining double the weight they lost. Adderall helps them calculate calories better to remember, but they still eat cheese, pizza, chicken wings, and burgers, and pumpkin pie, and Pepsi either diet or regular. They eat their fruits and vegetables, but also chocolate and chips and oreo. They often reach for light beer. They dream of looking lean even if it's just to eat huge as fuck again. BAM15 can help with fat burning.
Butthole surfers. They drink water because it's healthy. They love cheese the most. They drink water to help with muscle gains. They diet in short bursts and diet a little longer with Adderall, but they don't diet forever. Food is good, but short term dieting is a necessary evil to maintain health. Butthole surfers just can't diet long term. Lean Chonky, but still chonky. It's a dad bod. Muscles and a little to medium belly is what peak performance looks like, otherwise known as lean chonky. Butthole Surfers. 🕳🏄 ♀️🏄 ♂️🌊💪🥧🍔🍫💊💎🍃🍕🧀🍗🧅🌶🌽🥤🍰🍟🥞🥯🥑🧅🍋🍊🍌🧀🌭🌮🥪🌯🍕🫑🌶🥭🍇🍑🍒🍓🫐🥚🍄 🟫🫘🍫🥜🥐🥖🥨
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A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.
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