bushwhacker 

A penis or, a gardening tool (a very painful gardening tool).

girl: wow your bushwhacker is huge!
man: really i never noticed

or

A bushwhacker is that how you chopped off your dick?

bushwhacker by bobie ate my pie! February 20, 2010

Bushwhacker 

An alcoholic beverage containing Coco Lopez, Kahlua, Bacardi Select, Bacardi 151, whole milk, moonshine, chocolate vodka, and water

I just had a four way bushwhacker with my three best friends and it tasted DAMN good

Bushwhacker by wootnymph May 18, 2013

Bushwhacker 

1.Guy with long, grey hair who has big sweat stains.
2. Lastname of the current U.S. prez.

1. Look at that bushwhacker putting on deoderant.
2. Girl from Harvard: Look girls! It's Georgie Bushwhacker!!!! Let's get autographs!!!!

Bushwhacker by E.K. November 18, 2004

bushwhacker 

An offensive term for an Indigenous American.

My friend married a bushwhacker.

bushwhacker by AtlanticComputer October 4, 2020

bahama bushwhacker 

a drink for the worst of days. 2 cans of Mountain Dew Baja Blast, 16 ice cubes (no less, no more), 3 pints of orange pulp, a 1/2 ounce of freshly shaved pubic hair, a candle (melted preferably), a teaspoon of spit and a Hershey's Crackle mini bar. Blend all mixed ingredients and serve warm to your favorite enemy or relative.

"Hey Chuck! Why do you have pubes in your puke?"
"Ah man, I just got a bahama bushwhacker from my great uncle again."

bahama bushwhacker by littlemaggot May 4, 2025

Buschwhacked 

When you order a case of Busch from someone and they come back with Busch regular when you obviously ordered Busch Light.

When Justin walked in and Andy saw those gold tops we all knew we had been Buschwhacked.

Buschwhacked by Tropcopter March 14, 2010

Bushwhackos 

George W. Bush supporters who in lame duck era of second term are still fervent supporters and sheep of the Bushwhacker Administration despite massive administration changes of bad cabinet members, a larger national debt than ever before in history, spending of Social Security for gray areas, biggest loss of civil rights and personal citizens inalienable rights as well as the Uglification of Americans persona world wide.

Bushwhackos were still supporting Cheney even after he'd shot his hunting partner and friend in the face and dropped out of sight incommunicado until the alcohol was out of his bloodstream and tests would be inconclusive.

Bushwhackos by Diogio Rome February 13, 2008