Bushism

I could write a book on this one, and it would be a big as The Bible. What can I say? Most powerful Nation, Biggest Shit-for-brains as Leader...

Bushism examples:

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."

"I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo."

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country."

"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."

I COULD GO ON FOREVER....

by Prem Shah September 20, 2006

Bushisms

1.) Words or phrases used by President George Bush that are often parodied and made fun of by people all over the world. these are most often used by comedians Carlos Mencia, Chris Rock, John Stewart and Steve Colbert on their Comedy Central shows.
2.) Any collaboration of words that sound like the moronic and simply dumb things that George Bush says on a regular basis.

Joey: "We went to fight the Iraqis 'cause they dress funny. Anybody who wears a shirt wrapped around their head must be a terrorist!!"
Chris: "Dude, are you serious?!!"
Joey: "Na man, I was just working on my Bush impression. Them Bushisms are fuuuuunnnnyyyy!!!!!!!!"

by WONDEROO!! June 30, 2008

bushism

Hysterical misstatements from George W Bush. About the only good thing that's come from his presidency is all the jokes about him.

"I believe that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully."
"She's a West Texas girl, just like me."
"More and more of our imports come from other countries."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"I understand small businesses. I was one."

by Kucitizen June 23, 2004

Bushism

A string of incoherent words, or blaringly obvious grammatical mistake made by an important administrative or governmental figure.

"Is our children getting enough education?"
"What a bushism!"

by bill November 20, 2002

Bushism

n.
A grammatically atrocious bastardization of the English language as delivered by our 43rd President.

"They misunderestimated me."
—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

by Demerzel March 18, 2003

bushism

Misstatement made by George W. Bush that makes people wonder if he is stupid or evil.

Bushism during White House Speech, Oct 27 2003:

George W. Bush: “The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.”

Peaceful Iraqi Civilians: WTF?!?!

by hobitkilla May 30, 2006

Bushevik

A rabid, extremely belligerent follower of the Bush-Blair doctrine of militant Zionism. Based on the analogy of the nottorious Jewish Bolsheviks which ruled the former Soviet Union with iron fist leaving an estimated 60 million of innocent corpses.

Whom are the mad Busheviks gonna attack next?
I think it's a toss between Syrian and Iran.
Can anybody stop these lunatics?
Well, not until you control at least one non-zionist radio or TV station!

by Destouches February 16, 2005