noun
1: A large vehicle for public tranportation-- capable of sitting 50-150 persons.
<i> Get on the short bus</i>
short bus1: US, 1980s-- a bus fitted with handicapped ramps, elvators, and special seats.
short bus 2: A place for retarded persons, those mentally challenged. A ride for social rejects. "Get on the short bus, you idiot."
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ADJECTIVE:
Bus
1: The clear a table. To bus a table.
busserbusboy: The server's assistant is a busser.
The busboy liked to play with the spent bones of the rich people. He could cuddle the rib bones, fondle the chicken cages and pretend that he knew his customers by the attention they gave to their food.
A person who cockblocks you out of jealousy. This term is derived from the difficulty experienced when trying to text your girlfriend from the back of a bus. The back of the bus is well known for being very bumpy, therefore screwing up anything you are trying to write.
Guy: I lpbe ypu <2
Girl: What?
Guy: Sorry, I'm on a bus.
Girl: Awww :(
Patrick: Did you see what Bob did last night? Sandy and I were about to make out and then he totally cock blocked me!
Larry: Why would he do that?
Patrick: He's probably jealous or something.
Larry: What a bus!
Also more formally known as a "peasant wagon", these elongated vehicles transport the lower classes to set destinations via a pre-determined route. Such peasants join this "bus" at their stop and leave when they are nearer their destination.
It's believed that many use this as they cannot afford their own car let alone a driver, ah-ha.
Peasant 1: Look it's a bus
Peasant 2: Erm, oh erm yeah, bus, init!
Peasant 1: Yo bus, stop.