Merge Burgler

One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.

Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

turd burgler

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there

by Kiser August 29, 2003

g'burgle

The sound your gut makes when you hold flatulence in and it feels like your insides are about to explode. Essentially the sound your entrails make due to an internal fart.

Fah Ting: *g'burgle* Sum Ting Wong Wit Mai Gut.

by bra bandit October 23, 2005

Wank Burgled

Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).

"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."

by Smister Loan September 30, 2008

burgleflickle

An interjection used to convey distress, confusion or general annoyance.

Also used to defy idiotic panelists who tell you not to make up words.

lame n00b: hatred i sexed ur mom
Hatred <EZ>: Ah, burgleflickle.

Candidate: This whole thing is a travesty.. a sham.. and a mockery! It's a TRAVESHAMOCKERY!
Panel: No making up words.
Candidate: BURGLEFLICKLE!

by Hatred <EZ> June 11, 2006

Burglecunt

A beastly, female dwarf. This term was forged by the unholy union of "Burglecut"; the fat, obnoxious, dwarf with a head/face resembling a big-toe, from the movie Willow and "cunt"; the most offensive word in the English language (well, not anymore).

Hey guy, check out Burglecunt over there, I wouldn't fuck her with Rosie O'Donnell's dick!

by The Axe Robber March 30, 2010

turd burgler

A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.

"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"

by El Roberto August 1, 2004