bansturbate

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they bansturbate for perverted pleasure.

by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

blasturbate

v. to masturbate in such a way that your leavings shoot out at excessive velocity (usually only men can masturbate but sometimes a talented female can do it to)

Once I blasturbated straight into a friend's eye... and he was standing 20 feet away!

by Blasturbater August 26, 2006

Blursturbate

To beat off so fast that your jacking arm looks like a blur.

I saw Eugene blursturbate in the bathroom. His arm looked like Bruce Lee's in Enter the Dragon. Man he can pull that pud mighty fast.

by Grub Worm (OG Shapecity) March 21, 2015

brushturbate

the act of brushing your teeth while masturbating.

mom: "Goodnight son, don't forget to brushturbate before you go to bed."
son: "Ohhh mommmmm"

by philmnn January 14, 2011

basturbated

masturbating to a complete bastard.

her: did you masturbate today?
him: no i basturbated.

by masisgay April 19, 2018

Basturbate

Basturbate describes the process, where you play the character Bastion in the game Overwatch while you are beating shit out of your meat

I like to basturbate

by DaToad February 24, 2018

Basturbate

The act of aggressive masturbation

Dude I just Basturbated so hard that my dick fell off!

by Lemonsarentreal July 15, 2019