Burnt pork puss

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.

After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"

by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020

burnt up pissy pants

When your little brother pisses his pants and doesn't tell anyone and tries to dry the over a fire.

Zack how did you get those burnt up pissy pants they smell like shit.

by RodgerDangus February 27, 2017

Pussy Burn

When your having sex with a girl and she so hairy you got a burn on ya dick .

girl friend: he fucked good last night
other friend: really?
Girl friend: yea but i gave him one hell of a pussy burn tho

by ClassicMillennialHornyTeen November 15, 2017

pussy-pipe burst

When a woman's vagina squirts as though a pipe had burst in her pussy.

Dude I had to change the sheets three times this weekend, every time I hit it she had a pussy-pipe burst.

by Tom Coroggio January 20, 2009

Pussy rug burn

When you’re being fingered or having sex and the friction is so insane and it legit leaves rug burn in or around ur vagina. A traumatizing, painful experience as a result of a dry sexual experience or you’re just so tight that it feels like rug burn.

“Hey hannah how was last night?”

“Great, but I was too dry and now I have pussy rug burn”

by Sexylexi06 September 7, 2019

puss burn

friction caused when giving a female a front wedgie while wearing a g-string

sharron suffered from puss burn this morning

by Daniel Booker August 13, 2004

burn a pissy

A northern Michigan (UP) term for doing a u-turn in a vehicle. This term has a long history of being confused or misheard as "burn a pussy", insinuating violence to female genitalia or cats, but in no way is meant to be used in those contexts.

Hey dawg, burn a pissy real quick, I forgot my wallet.

by Jim Jam Tam May 1, 2018