Burnjerk

A game where you light your dick on fire then proceed to jerk off. once you have busted a nut you are then allowed to put out the fire.

Man 1: Hey, are you up for a round or two of burnjerk?
Man 2: Yeah,let me get my lighter.

by NotHunter3 February 11, 2020

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Barn Burner

(n.) A very exciting or dramatic event, especially a sports contest.

Blake- Good thing the Arizona Cardinals broke the tie last night.
Erin- Yeah, it was a real barn burner!

by taco_55 January 6, 2019

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an inshot burner is a type of gas burner that shoots flame horizontally as apposed to straight up like ribbon burners these burners must be used with an induced draft fan to function mainly used on furnaces and heaters

furnace guy what type of burners are these on my furnace they shoot flames horizontally

sir these are inshot burners instead of a flame straight up like ribbon burners these shoot flames horizontally a like a blow torch

customer i did not know that wow

furnace guy now you know

by littlejimmie January 26, 2019

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Burnieskidlavich

He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.

Burnieskidlavich is a real Simon at heart.

by Pilbara 400 February 26, 2019

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Burnie Burns

Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.

Burnie Burns is one of the original founders of Rooster Teeth.

by jerkalert January 4, 2015

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