Beefwitted Barnacle

Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.

Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.

Jimmothy: *spills the tea kettle on Pathew* Whoops
Pathew: OW wtf Jim! You beefwitted barnacle!

by The Insult Man March 11, 2021

Kevin Barnacle Jones

Kevin Barnacle Jones is related to Quantavious Dingleberry aka Quandale Dingle. He is the cousin's, dogs, cats, wife's, husbands, dog's, giraffe's, owner, husband's son. He is an awesome, adventurous person and he has a son known by Kevin Barnacle Jones Jr. He loves to go to long walks on the beach and likes to spend time with his other cousin Quandantshontovis Flightsinglebingledingleterry. He like to eat taco bell and then likes to have a long walk to the bathroom. Like Quandale, Kevin also has a long nose and is willing to glue his nose with Quandale's and Quandantshontovis'

KEVIN BARNACLE JONES!! Stand up to me right this second old man

by NotGonnaLie__23 April 13, 2022

Lil barnacle

1.The single greatest playa is rap history. 2.Used as a term for old faggy saggy ladies to call a yung trapper.

3.The collab partner of Saucedad69
4.the best rapper of ur generation and many to come

1. bro I love listening to lil barnacle.
2.”that brat is a lil barnacle”-faggy saggy old lady.
3. The best rappers that work together are by far lil barnacle and Saucedad69.
4. Lil barnacle is so good at rapping he’ll be around for ages.

by Wizz__Khallifa February 18, 2019

Pussy Barnacles

Term used to describe herpes on a nasty va-jj.

Tom: I heard that broad Bon Qui-Qui has pussy barnacles.

Chris: I'd still fuck her, she's studded for your pleasure.

by I do coke off strippers asses August 20, 2011

lil barnacle

The most intelligent young rapper of our generation. When you listen to his music you instantly orgasm and enter the fourth dimension.

Joe: The new lil barnacle song is so good
Yuri: I have something to tell you... I am lil barnacle.
Joe: (Instant orgasm and entrance into the next life)

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 23, 2019

Barnacles

The Spongebob Squarepants fanatic's way of say "shit", as in you messed up, or "damn it".

Patrick, "I lost the tickets Spongebob."

Spongebob, "Oh barnacles"

by PH34R3ST June 16, 2005

barnacle back

The state of a persons back; when they do not wash their back during a shower, the accumulation of dirt and dry skin which literally looks like barnacles.

"Look at that chick in the tube top,she has a barnacle back!"

by bopshug April 10, 2013