Burgle

(Short for bum gurgle) When one's anus emits a gurgling sound due to excessive moisture.

After I jizzed in her blurta, she let out a burgle.

Oh man I got the trots, I was burgling all morning!

by Seeney May 19, 2006

Burgle

bur·gle (bûrgl)
tr. & intr.v. bur·gled, bur·gling, bur·gles
To embarrass someone with an unwanted photo, joke, or video. To torment verbally. To take without owner's consent;

"Jack burgled Jill, then burgled again by telling everyone about the burglary"

by The Burgleman February 9, 2012

Burgle

A way of saying Burgler....

Im gonna b a burgler... i'll Burgle perople

by XxNovacaineXx February 4, 2009

burgled

To have an act preformed on you that is the best you have ever had therefore making all other experiences inferior in the future.

"Man she really burgled my balls last night, I don't know how anyone could do that better than her".

by nater6069 November 20, 2011

Burgled

To place the tip of a penis just inside of an anus, prior to ejaculating. Then surprising your partner with a splash of semen.

Carrol was surprised yesterday evening, when I burgled her back door!

by Cosworth_26 February 8, 2018

burgle

collective noun for a grouping of bigfoots, as in a pride of lions, a crash of rhinos, or a float of crocodiles

We'd just set up our campsite when a burgle of bigfoots came crashing through the trees.

by littlefoots April 30, 2010

burgled

To be robbed, thieved, or otherwise stolen from.

It is derived from the Hamburglar, the one who burgles burgers.

I left my apartment unlocked and it got burgled!

Robin Hood burgles the rich and gives to the poor.

by Burgled November 1, 2009