Buggard

A dimwit; moron; or incompetent fool.

Typically of the most irritating variety.

(Not to be confused with 'buggered')

You don't even know what you're doing, you twatting buggard!

by Ersted September 30, 2009

Ron Burgandy

The Balls

A man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes Sinatra look like a hobo.

Like Ron Burgandy said, milk was a bad choice

by lincolnbigman December 8, 2009

Burgarturd

A really satisfactory almost meaty bowel movement. Afterwards you feel lighter and a sense of relief.

Woah, after last night's dinner,i needed a hell of a burgarturd this morning.

by TheHoon May 15, 2009

Burgerdog

A hamburger shaped like a hot dog.

"I'll have a burgerdog and a large soda."

"Those burgerdogs sure were good last night."

by Lee-Harvey November 2, 2011

burgargle

A clumsy series of weak and/or inconsistent excuses, esp. those offered by a male to a female to avoid an issue raised by said female.

Sarah: So, why again won't Devin let you visit him in his apartment after 7 weeks of dating?

Heather: I dunno. He just keeps giving me this burgargle about roaches one week, his back aching the next, and unsightly sink mold the next. I'm starting to think he lives with his parents.

by sarity July 16, 2013

Burnard

Burnard can be indulgent, considerate, or helpful; humane (often followed by to ): to be kind to animals,provoking or intended to provoke sexual interest,having an attractive, well-proportioned, and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking,exhibiting skill, taste, and refinement; well-made.

girl 1:Who's tha guy over there? He is sexy!

girl 2:Of course he is, his name is Burnard.

by zoolinaa0321 July 24, 2011

Bumgardner

Derived from an older German last name, "Baumgartner", meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name "Bumgardner" is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a sexually active person who trains and sells prostitutes similar to gardening as a pimp.

Dylan Bumgardner sells some hot ass ho's.

by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009