burboon

The dilemma of whether to shit before or after your shower.

Alexander had a dreadful case of burboon that evening. He knew that he needed to poo soon and he also needed a shower. If he was to poo after the shower his bum would be not as clean as if he were to poo before the shower but he thought it could probably brew for a bit longer.

by qwertywtf March 4, 2014

Burbology

The study of burbery.

by Tomos November 2, 2003

bumboxer

One who likes to box another man's bum, for the sexual enjoyment that only two gay men can really fully enjoy.

"yeah, you know Barry, he's that bumboxer, he's always boxing other mens bums"

by EL LOBO April 8, 2007

Turbo Burbo

This is the ancient art of downing shots of tropical juice for no reason at all. One must consume a 2 litre bottle of tropical juice, each shot being taken without any sort of break. Once this has been performed they may assume the role turbo burbo! The name may be shortened to "Turbo".

Whoa you are a fatass turbo burbo.

by Choom July 1, 2005

burbon

short for chevy suburban

damn look at that big body burbon

by houstonsfinest August 11, 2008

Burtox

A dirty old man who is attracted to Gwar

Is that Burtox trying to chat up the new gwar cheerdog?!?!?

by Rick November 18, 2003

burbon burger

a godly feast worthy of George Michael to romp on

Wow, did George Michael really just romp with that burbon burger in the bushes?! 8----D O: <- George Michael

by Beast of Burbon April 6, 2009