Buntkum

When you are playing baseball and you're up to bat, you bunt the ball so amazingly that it hits the pitcher and as a result; you jizz in your pants.

"Dude, did you see Justin's buntkum at the game yesterday!?"

"Naw man i missed it"

"It was great! You could see the stain in his pants."

by Dr. Knockers and bear October 5, 2016

bundumb

Basically means twonk and twonk means idiot..

why are you being such a bundumb for?

by ItsJustRogers January 1, 2018

bunkus

bunkus, noun, adjective,
naught, bunkum, bogus, false, nonsensical, without logic or reason

from modern English, bunkum, bogus

...his words amounted to bunkus
...he reasoned with bunkus logic

by Kerry Wallace March 30, 2006

BUNKMUG

very unattractive face or a horrific look

Wendy got such a great body but suffers from a case of the bunkmug

by malibloc April 24, 2008

Bunkmate

A person who you hate shares your private space with you, especially one who sleeps in a neighbouring bed or even the same bed as you so you have to sleep on the very edge of the bed. (it would be more comfortable to sleep on the floor.

Guy1: CAN YOU BUDGE OVER?!?!
Guy2: NAH IM TRYNA' SLEEP

Guy1: BUT IM ON THE VERY EDGE. IM ABOUT TO FALL OFF
Guy2: I DON'T CARE IM TRYNA' SLEEP
Guy1: YOUR AN ASSHOLE
Guy2: I KNOW
Guy1:YOUR THE WORST BUNKMATE EVER
Guy2: I KNOW FOR THE SECOND TIME
Guy3(Sleeping on his own bed):WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP?!?!?!?!?

by Cana_BirD December 3, 2018

Fuckum Buckums

Another way to say what the hell typically used in sisterfucker country

"What the fuckum buckums was that"?

by Jtagger69 October 26, 2016

Basic Bunjum

A cool person that most likely lives in the Bunjum kingdom and can become a advanced bunjum

Bunjum leader: you are now a basic Bunjum
Basic Bunjum:sweeet

by Wikipedia boiiiiii January 9, 2019