Bunger

Creamy's fatass grandma ain't got no kneecaps so he pushed her stupid ass down the stairs

L + Bunger + you're homeless + ham sandwich

by bungerness November 8, 2022

bungee cum

its hisoka's cum but its pink. it looks like bubble gum.

hisoka looks at gon and he squirts his bungee cum.

by bruhihateu October 2, 2020

Bunger Jumnper

1. A misspelling of the term "bungee jumper", often typed by the spelling-deficient and those with endless enjoyment for Roblox.

2. A derogatory term for a gay man or someone who takes pride in frequent anal sex, the word "bunger" being another word for asshole, and "jumper" in reference to how they dive in.

1) Overlord Trey (trying to spell): "bunger jumnper"
Everybody else: *hysterical laughter*

2) James: "Ethan, why don't you stop annoying me and go bunger jumping!"
Ethan: "Maybe I will, honey"

by Samson Dreffro December 1, 2018

baller budget

A budget in which you buy expensive clothing and shoes

Damn did you see Armaan with his new yeezys he's on that baller budget.
did you see Ronan's baller budget closet its full of supreme and Gucci

by eskeit November 15, 2017

BUNGED

NOUN: to be extremely drunk, beyond sauced. blacked out and still drinking.

Me, dj, tj, jon, flup, kevin, cam, and the rest of my boys got bunged, we did 2 power hours and finished a bottle of jose. we are headed downtown.

by P 3000 December 22, 2008

Budget Pimping

Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.

(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)

"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"

"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."

by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009

budgetcrastinating

Stalling to pass a budget.

Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.

by mvolfman June 22, 2010