bumnesia

When you can only remember a girl based on an image of her buttocks. It happens to the best of us...

I can’t remember which girl I was with last night. I think I need to see their bottoms to confirm. Omg, I have bumnesia!

by TheLAsaint March 1, 2020

Bumeyes

1) A fictional illness referenced in the Weebl and Bob toons.

Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.

2) An insult derived from the above definition.

1) "Sam got punched in the face last night - he looks like he caught the Bumeyes!"

2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"

by ME January 7, 2008

bumness

The act of having the attitude and/or leading the life of a bum;
A careless, inconsequential approach to life and problems

There's a test coming up, you'd better stop this bumness and get yourself studying.

by MufasaRosa June 8, 2014

bumeé

used to describe something totally gammin.

having a boong nose is so bumeé!

by Boonass May 28, 2010

Bumfest 2006

An event or occurence that is a complete and utter bummer. Totally disappointing and upsetting.

Me-"Dude, I have to work on a project for english, study for my government test, AND i dont have enough time to watch survivor!"

You "That bumfest 2006 right there"

by Annamazing May 27, 2012

bumnest

area where a transient has bedded down to sleep, improvised a nestlike arrangement.

when I was a groundskeeper not a week went by I didn't find a bumnest somewhere in the area!

by Javrel February 3, 2019

Bueese

When that boi Bueeseing

that yellow dog over there is bueeseing

by tophat17 December 2, 2020