Bum Beard Bandit

A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.

Self explanatory, innit?

Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!

by Doctor Tchock September 23, 2008

bum bandits

A slang term for male homosexuals, referring to their desire for anal sex with other males.

1st Guy: Dude, there goes captain fag and the bum bandits!

2nd Guy: Uh, that's Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrats...

3rd Guy: Well duh, that's what he said...

by Blasted Foreginers! May 2, 2008

bumbandit

ring stinger, driller for vegemite, turd tapper

if your dad was a bumbandit, you'd never have been born, you useless turd tapper!

by sisko the brave May 12, 2003

bumbandit

Lovells trainee from somewhere like Haywards Heath with a penchant for lifting shirts and blowing little boys.

See that Lovells trainee outside that Roman Catholic boys school - what a bumbandit!

by Alfonso-Adolfo-San (bowing) October 22, 2004