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blow it like a flute

Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.
Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute
by Idkidkidk January 11, 2017
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Blowdini

A very discrete way to describe fellatio. Both men and women can speak of fellatio without the derogatory words used to describe oral sex.
While talking with a group of friends, I casually mentioned that my wife gave me the best blowdini of my life last night.
by sfg1ant August 24, 2010
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Bamboozled by her blow hole

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.
I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave
by Travis and mark November 27, 2018
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go blow a hamster

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.
I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!
by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016
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Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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Morning Blow

When a guy receives a cock suck in the morning.
Keirsten took care of business this morning by giving Chad his Morning Blow!
by SlopNChop October 6, 2016
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blowdge

Blowdge is short for blowjob. To suck or suckle..
Since she was on her period and didn't want to have sex, she blowdged on my cock.
You would love to blowdge on my cock.
by Elgondo October 4, 2008
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