Bullshitism

When anything happens, reminds you of the word "bullshit"...

Tracher: paraphrase this...
Student A: bluh bluh bluhing bluh... (although a good answer)
Student B: (whispering) bullshit...
Teacher: That was buuuullshiiiit
Student B raising his hand: bullshitism gentlemen, Its called bullshitism

Teacher: ...!
(Even you reading this may simply say: bullshit!)

by VjForever May 13, 2016

Bullshitism

The philosophy that everything is bullshit. As such, nothing should be considered true, and trying to be truthful is purposeless. It was created who knows when, by who knows who.

The bolsheviks had no words to say to the bullshitiks, who would only see anything they said as false. This is because the bullshitiks actively practiced bullshitism. Which in turn resulted in massive bullshittery.

by Bullshitik#1 November 14, 2020

Bullshitist

Someone who praise bullshit and the god Bullshiticus

"Damn, John says so much bullshit, he must be a bullshitist"

by Andrefrf November 15, 2014

bullshitistic

Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.

The fucking Democrats and their bullshitistic platform.

by Jim Inman September 2, 2006

The Bullshitvic Revolution

The revolution started by Joe Biden and Kamala Harris which involves America adapting to communist ideas, wearing 2 masks at the same time, and passing stupid tax bills (which btw, are stupid)

Bro the bullshitvic revolution is so retarded, I wish I voted for trump!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx March 2, 2021

bullshitomics

The "art" of writing "successful" academic papers and grants. Strategies include, but are not limited to overpromising and underdelivering, overselling, cherry picking results that fit your theory, focusing on a neat story and massaging the data until they confirm it, making vague and untestable predictions, creating new names for old ideas and claiming novelty, etc.

- How did you like that Nature paper?
- I hated it - it was pure bullshitomics.

by crazygg March 14, 2019

bullshittical

When something is just so full of shit that no other word will do.

I've had enough of this bullshittical crap, I'm going to sleep.

by Innominate December 17, 2008