Cyber-Bollocking

When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.

Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!

by Jiminator October 7, 2010

almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.

She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.

by lodakabal September 17, 2022

Bullocking

When you use a state-funded plane to cover up the fact that you are having an affair with your Commerce Secretary.

Named after Steve Bullock 2016 Montana political scandal

"Dude, thanks for the plane flight, my wife would be so pissed if she knew i was Bullocking her!"

by murfpostsfunnystuffs September 9, 2016

Bullfuckingshit

A word used to describe a situation or thing that is incredibly unfair and worse than bs.

That test was completely bullfuckingshit!

by TypiAsia October 12, 2020

Bollocking Knob Jockey

A person who does not abide by the basic human principles, they influence bad behaviours among surrounding people; Often the younger generation

Person 1: “Why are they doing that?”

Person 2: “They are a Bollocking Knob Jockey, they can’t help it”

Person 1: “Oh, ok. I understand now. Thank you!”

Person 2: “Your welcome”

by A total slag March 31, 2022

bollocking

1) Castration (Also, de-bollocking)

2) Legnthy series of verbal put-downs.

I hate bollockings.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

Bollocking

Frolicking with ones testicles out.

Pull your pants up and stop bollocking.

by fruitsaladsniffer January 7, 2016