Buffeter

Pronounced buffet-ers.

The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.

The food is great....but the buffeters are making me lose my appetite!

by Baiko September 27, 2012

buffet

A large group of fat bitches (it is a well known fact that fat bitches always travel in packs).

Yo, that fat sloppy mess is separated from her buffet. Where the fuck are her friends?

by brendogg June 26, 2006

Buffetting

The act of throwing an object out of a window due to it not performing as expected

Jim - "this disc is awful"
Steven - "then start buffetting it!"

by sbarber15 July 2, 2011

Buffeteer

A noun used to describe someone who enjoys or frequently attends buffets.

Lucy sure is a buffeteer, this is her fourth buffet this week!

by potpie88 April 6, 2010

buffet

A type of restaurant in which fat/obese Americans pay a set fee and then eat as much as they want. Said by theorists to be a major contribution to America's obesity problem.

Indeed, one of life's unanswered questions, is how the hell can the American hospitality sector not go into recession with the vulgar amounts that its customers shove down their throats at buffet restaurants.

by Deluded_or_summat March 25, 2007

buffet

Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eatin' Together

Hometown Buffet sucks!

by blagguy January 24, 2003

The Buffet

The food your friends don't eat at a restraunt. To "order the buffet" is to not order food based on the fact that your friends won't finish. Best used at breakfast where the portions are large and the food (pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns) don't box and reheat well.

Friend 1: I'm getting the Hungry Man. What about you?
Friend 2: Think I'm just going to have the buffet.
(to Waitress) Friend 2: I'm fine, thanks.

by Ty Winter March 21, 2007