Buffet Slayer

An individual who consumes, nay attacks, a buffet with the vigorous and unrelenting nature of someone fighting for their very life.

Leaving the table(s) both empty as well as damaged, these people leave nothing but napkins in their wake and chill the soul of restauranters who offer 'all you can eat'.

Thomas: "Holy Spaghetti Monster, that person must be hungry! Look at her pile up her plate!"

Mr Sweden: "Oh yes, she's a true Buffet Slayer"

Thomas: *shrieks in fear*

Mr Sweden: *urinates self whilst frantically brushing crumbs from jumper*

by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

Pickle Buffed

When a girl sucks gives or buffs the member dick or pickle basically when a girl sucks your dick and she buffs it good

Derived in Freehold NJ and is frequently used daily by NJ

Yo man did you get your pickle buffed yet

Na I'm just gonna whip it out and let her buff that shit godt

by Adawg ZomB Mr. Bones July 19, 2009

Buffett bandit

anybody who attemps,(and suceeds sometimes) to take "all-u-can eat" food outside of the restaurant, so they can eat it later on.

Manager: "Hey, what do you think your doing?"

Customer: "Uhhh, nothing!"

Manager: "Yea, nothing?" "Now I want you to throw away that food that you hid in the napkins and your purse--you damn buffett bandit you!"

by truckintim87 April 3, 2009

Buffer Guest

A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.

I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them

by violentfemme May 2, 2009

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.

I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

Buffeting

A word often used by James May while accelerating on Top Gear.

Richard: ''I know at some point, in that car, while he's doing his run, he'll be saying Buffeting''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''

by darude-meme-storm May 8, 2018

social buffer

noun. A person who acts as a social cushion against awkward conversations and social situations for the sake of a friend.

"Please come with me to Anthony's wedding, its going to be so awkward! I don't know anyone there but him- you have to be my social buffer!"

"Casey keeps asking me to come to Thanksgiving at her place this year but I hate being her social buffer, I always end up having to make conversation with her drunk uncle."

by vhatesyou October 8, 2013