prostitosticles

Usually, the prostitosticles are the underveloped mammary glands of the famed prostitot species.
However. it is also quite common to find the prostitosticles of a prostitot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food.

1. Man 1: Holy crap, check out the tits on that chick!
Man 2: Dude, she's like 10....

Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: She's coming out of an Elementary School....
Man 1: But she's wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top.
Man 2: yeah, well they sell those in Libby Loo.
Man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
Man 2: Fucking Bratz dolls...
2.The prostitot was bearing her prostitosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans' neck fat being pushed together.

by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009

Brostians

Bros that wear promise rings and constantly listen to the Jonas Bros.

Please note, you can not swim in Brostians, that would be the Broceans.

Unlike other types of bros, Brostians would never dead horse anything, not even other bros in drunken needy times.

by J R. August 11, 2009

brotits

An extension of bro, brother, bra, broski. etc. Can be used during any part of the conversation, but is most commonly interjected at the start or end of one.

Sam: What you gettin into tonight dude?
Connor: Not a damn thing brotits, wanna bake?
Sam:Hell yes I do!
Connor: Ight man, roll out to my field and i'll call some bitches

by thebiscuitskanker November 22, 2009

Broskito

Broskito is a word that women use to describe desirable men of interest. Originates from the words broski and burrito. If you are called broskito it means that you are someone who is very special and can also be considered boyfriend material. Burrito can also be replaced with Dorito, Frito, or Cheeto. The general concept is that someone who is a broskito is a snack.

Hey look at that cute broskito over there, I call dibs.

Girl 1- Hey look at him!
Girl 2- Broskito?
Girl 1- Yeah broskito.

by Broskita babe January 10, 2019

Brostitute

A friend for hire.

Guy is a brostitute.

by CELLWORM August 29, 2011

brostitute

A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.

Garrett: I'll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
Brandon: You sir, are a brostitute.

by TTT of Your Face February 9, 2010

Brostitute

When a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a sexual thing but there are exceptions...

Tim: Bro help me out I didn't study for the biology midterm and you already took it!

Bob: I dont know.....

Tim: waves a wad of 1's

Bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..

Joe: What a Brostitute.

by SexyDescriber October 13, 2011