BROteriation

When a male is stripped of everything he ever was after entering a relationship with a female. He ditches his friends and/or family and devotes his life to the girlfriend.
how rude. -_-

Friend 1: hey man lets hang out today !
Friend 2: I can't ill be with the gf.
Friend 1: how about tomorrow? Or the day after?

Friend 2: im hanging out with her again
Friend 1: "/ dude. I think you're coming down with BROteriation. Not cool.

by chick'n&beans June 14, 2011

Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.

Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012

Blasterbation

To masturbate, and just before reaching climax, pinch the tip of the penis until semen bursts out.

I hurt my dick during blasterbation

by HolyGrayell December 23, 2010

Brosturdation

Going out with your bro to movies or restaurant because there is no chick willing to go with you.

Dude, you should stop that brosturdation and rather ask some girl out.

by Darezu June 21, 2016

Babsterbation

A unique fixation, wherein one finds himself engorged in his nether regions upon watching Babar Azam bat. Common side effects include delusions, ejaculations at the mere mention of babar. In rare cases we have seen subjects creating shrines of said person and bellowing statistics whilst shadow practicing Babar Azam's cover drive with their penis.

Also see statsurbation.

Bro I can't hang out tonight.Babar Azam is gonna bat tonight, have prepared everything for an epic babsterbation session. Need some me time with Babs.

by Babs4life May 22, 2018

Bolterbation

The use of the rapid fire rules for Bolt guns for the Adeptus Astartes and the Hereitic Astartes in Warhammer 40.000

Joe went full Bolterbation in the second round of the tournament game against his opponent playing Tau.

by Willobi January 21, 2019