brobandonment

When one or more of your bros move away and/or get into a relationship, and/or start a new business venture, and do not hang out with you anymore.

Ever since Keith moved away, I have been having serious brobandonment issues.

by Lonnie Meters May 7, 2016

bromando

a take on the traditional commando, however a bromando collects information on everything related to bro's, ie wheeling brawds, party spots, etc. a bromando is a great friend and valued team member, hes the guy to tell you another bro is trying to wheel your brawd, or someones is talking trash, or even if that girl across the room is DTF.

Note the difference between a bromando and just a snakey individual. a bromando is completely loyal to your company who gives you valuable information, while a snakey bastard will spread disinformation in a minute. Cameron Beattie is the living definition of a Bromando.

" yo man john over ther was tellin that brawd ur wheelin that ura huge d-bag " " omg man thanks, im gunna fuckin crush him! " - very bromando-ish

"hey 175 hearthridge party!!" - bromando

" man that girl you THINK is in to you, she's one crazy mofo, praises the bible every day.." - somthing a bromando would report

"alex is talkin shit man, dont trust that guy hes nawta bro."-classic bromando

by GEDASOROUS REX March 28, 2010

brohandle

A friend, acquaintance, or random beez; often used as a term of address.

What's goin' on, brohandle?

by A Salamander. February 1, 2008

Brosband

When two men become more than best friends but less than lovers has no problem showing the other affection the relationship past bromance

"No roys not my best friend he is my brosband "

by Indian jake January 24, 2017

Brobandoned

To be abandoned on a crucial night by your bros.

Tony felt brobandoned Friday night when his bro V-Diddy ditched him at a house party.

Tony was brobandoned on Saturday night when none of his friends could come out with him and the girl he wanted to get with and her friends.

by tundra_wolf August 17, 2011

BROSBAND

1) Marrying your brother
2) Marrying a guy with the same name as your brother.

I married my brother Charles.... he is now my brosband!

by MAGNABOOL December 17, 2009

Brohandas Gandhi

A person who always settles conflict with your pals.

Friend 1: I will kick your ass!
Friend 2: Let's go!
Dave: Hey guys stop fuckin around!

Friend: Thanks Brohandas Gandhi i didnt really want to fight him.

by Darcarente December 11, 2011