Brosetta Stone

A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.

Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.

Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?

by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010

broject

A project involving two straight males who are close friends, in which they aim to complete a project.

Youre my bro, help me clean out my garage.

"No problem, it will be a broject."

by Amit Soni April 11, 2008

brotect

the act of protecting your bro

"oh you gotsta brotect your bros when them shits be gettin all up in your grill. street rules. no mercy."

by daniel danger October 29, 2008

brospective

The perspective of a bro, often wiser than one's own judgment primarily because the bro is not involved in the situation.

Friend: yo dude, whats your brospective on that girl in our chem class?

Bro: you've got no chance, you gotta stop chasing her.

by Ebok24 July 8, 2009

brosette

Female version of bro.

Jennifer: Hey!
Paul: Sup brosette?

by EnsiGeetard May 10, 2010

Witness Brotection

Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro

"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."

"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."

by Cpt. Panda March 15, 2009

brotective

when your bro is to over protective and acts like your mother keeping you from doing shit, when this happens don't blame your bro this just means yo bro broves u, (loves you)

bro1: dude don't call me tonight my G.F is coming over if you know what i mean.
bro2: no no no sex u want no babies wat if yo G.F has an S.T.I wat u do den, when yo junk is fucked up and looks like a potato wat yo do den.
bro1: yo be brotective man

by Jeffy ham January 31, 2015