Bronzing

To defecate in ones hand and rub it over their skin/naked body, similar to how someone might use fake tanning cream.

"The best way to stop them touching you is bronzing up"; or

"The guy in apartment 2C has bronzed up, we're going to need to get Police to deal with this one"

by Caspertheunfriendlyhost November 21, 2020

Bronze

Good

Get a Bronze

by Jaaaayyy October 27, 2016

Bronz'

Used to describe a person or situation so unpleasant that it can only be referred to as the award for last place in a 3 person race.

"He asked me if i noticed his triple 5 soul shirt...So i said ," It don't matter what you wear, your face is solid bronz."

"He may have won first place in mario kart, but he'll always be bronz' in my book."

"What's up with the price of gas lately..shit is bronz' to the bone'."

"I really bronz'd my life by eating vietnamese food(a.k.a. dog food along with the dog). it was vietbronz."

by Pete O'bronz August 11, 2008

Bronze

A person who always comes third.

Im a such a bronze, even my girlfriend's cell phone comes number two before me.

by J Metz April 19, 2009

bronzed

The act of turning someone into a bronze statue. This is done either just for fun, because they are annoying, or just for the hell of it.

"Dude that Bible preacher guy wouldn't be quiet!" - Jerod
"I dunno he was pretty hot if you ask me" - Laura
"Well... I just bronzed his ass"- Reed

by PlanetDahmz July 11, 2010

Bronze

to have an inflated sense of self worth i.e. He thinks he is gold but he is really bronze

He is the bronze

he is so bronze

by skyland June 14, 2007

bronzing

to make a girl cum in a projectile fashion, often launching in the same manner as a male

Me and kaitlin were having sex and i got her bronzing on my face.

by Mitchh November 08, 2007