bronx science 

2nd best public high school in New York City. Heavy work load, lack of sleep, lack of school spirit, college crazy, content with one's small clique. General consensus of dislike for principal valerie reidy by both students and faculty.

Bronx Science is one of New York City's finest high schools, while Stuyvesent is not... Brooklyn Tech doesn't even count

bronx science by kelly July 18, 2006

bronx science 

A school in the Bronx filled with Stuyvesant HS rejects. The kids then go brag about how Bronx Science is so much better than Stuy.

person 1: OMG IF I DON'T GET INTO STUY I WILL DIE!

right after the results of acceptance are released

person 1: Eww you got into Stuy? that school is so retarded man. you shulda got into Bronx science like me man.

bronx science by bxscirejectz March 14, 2009

bronx science 

The worst school in America. Um how should i start...
- lack of sleep
- loser friends
- obnoxious people
- fucking bad principal and gay teachers
- so much hw and 5 exams every week
- cut off from pop culture and the world
- every1 turns into a nerd and a loser after graduation
- 4 fucking hrs of traveling
- no1 wants to want to you during lunch periods
- SEGREGATION LUNCH TABLES AND SOCIAL CIRCLES
- SO MANY AZNS, JEWS AND RUSSIANS.
- NO VARIETY OF COOL OR PEOPLE IN GENERAL
In general.... a prison for peopl who are ready to relinquish their lives for academics.... is it really worth it???? NO!

Dude 1: Yo i wana become a doctor
Sciencite 1: Go to bronx science.
Dude 1: Are you fucking kidding me?? I am not ready to give up my whole life for school. Fuck that.
Sciencite 1: Fine at least I will becoe a doctor and not you.
Dude 1: Um no I dont think so I just wont attend a destrutive school like bx science. Why dont you go read your fucking ap calculus book for fun?

bronx science by Bronx science person May 16, 2008

bronx science 

not as good as stuy

lmao imagine going to bronx science (this is brought to you by stuy)

bronx science by Nichtionary November 27, 2022

bronx science theorem

1. theorem: stuy<bxsci

2. proof: given s1=1 for no1 thinks stuy is better, t=2 for its ranking after bxsci, u=3, y=4 for bxsci b4 stuy, b=5 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students get on a good day, x=6 for 666 bc we're all in hell, s2=7 for 7th pd lunch aka the only valid lunch pd, c=8 for i 8 michelles and got food poisoning again, i=9 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students wish they got, (1)(2)(3)(4)<(5)(6)(7)(8)(9) = (4!)<(9!-4!) = 24<15120 = a true statement.
3. afterword: the above is an example of what bxsci math dept does to ur brain.

a) most likely theorized by a park student tryna skip to bc

b) bronks kids r hella smart, also hella high all the time

c) if he take aps and has a blue pupilpath, u kno he on drugs boi

d) harris field.

stuy kid: stuy is better.
bxsci scholar: bxsci is better. its mathematically proven.
stuy kid: i-
bxsci scholar: recites bronx science theorem

bronx science theorem by stoppid February 24, 2019

Bronx Science NPC 

When 20 Bronx Science kids allow you to skip the line at Popeyes because you pretend to be friends with the guy at the front.

“The perk of being normal at Bronx Science is the rampant Bronx Science NPC activity that occurs. I just shoved a short kid in the hallway and they apologized to me.”

Bronx Science NPC by SirYag June 1, 2022

Bronx Science Fight Club 

The "fight club" started by Bronx Science students, presumably for fun, that got stupidly busted. Parents freaked out and acted like the school had a massive gang presence or crime scene, when in reality, it was a bunch of kids who didn't even fight but just pushed each other, threw a couple punches (that didn't even really do much damage), and tackled each other (a bit). It in no way was like the movie, Fight Club, that gave the group its name. Despite the school taking responsibility for the persecution of the club (and later the NYPD), the fights took place on PUBLIC PROPERTY, meaning the school didn't have the full obligation to follow through on the club. It was discovered via posts onto social media of fights, which, as anyone who watched the movie knows, breaks the most important rule of fight club: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. Later on, there were requests for such media for evidence, AND IT WAS SENT. This kind of egotistical stupidity due to insecurities about one's own "bravado" epitomizes white, urban, male culture (not necessarily suggesting all the members of the club were white).

Point is, if you're gonna do something like this, at least be real about it.

"Hey, did ya hear about the Bronx Science Fight Club? I heard a kid got arrested, and they weren't even fighting!"

"Yeah man, schools, the government, and parents are way too neurotic, nowadays; the kids were being dumb about it, though, so I'm not really sympathizing."

Bronx Science Fight Club by JayBlack October 30, 2016