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Bronomics

The social science that studies the lives of "bros"
Brojangles: Hey broseph does the bro-juice work better if I inject it in my ass?

Brosiphious maximus: bromontana what are you brotarded or something? Ofcourse the ass is the best place for bro-juice

Brojangles: how do you know bro?

Brosiphious maximus: bro its simple bronomics

Brojangles: wow im gana be such a brosephorus rex
by Brosiphious the Third October 12, 2009
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Bronies

Bronies simply means people who are of an older age group and like to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. There is nothing particularly exciting about this, but they make a big deal out of it.

Jump on to a forum most places online, and you will see these people often pushing their fandom. As in, you will be on a forum for cars, and someone will have their display picture as a pony, and all their posts will be about ponies. Then when people accuse them of being off topic, they go into a rant about acceptance, as if watching a cartoon is some sort of big revelation.

Subculture is one thing, but it is a totally other thing to push it into people's faces and then get upset. It would be like heavy metal fan jumping on to a My Little Pony forum and spending their whole time talking about metal, and then getting upset that they aren't well received.

As such, bronies are known to complain about acceptance, and about how hard it is to live in a world like this. News flash fellahs, no one really gives a shit. People don't hate that you like My Little Pony, they hate that you won't fucking shut up about it.
Brony: Hey guys, I know this is a post about motorbikes, but did anyone watch My Little Pony yesterday? Wow!

Regular poster: Umm...that is a bit off topic, don't you think? What is with all these posts about ponies?

Brony: Us bronies just want to be treated like everyone else. Why do you hate us for our subculture?
by Gerlog November 22, 2011
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Bronies

The male, older fans of my little pony: friendship is magic.
Bronies internet convo=

Brony "yo man, you seen the new episode last night?"
Brony 2 "totally, midnight sparkle was the bomb with that friendship blast."
by Astram22 March 6, 2011
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brohomies

brohomies involves the interactions of two men. Man "A" is straight and married. Man "B" is homosexual. Both men engage in an overtly sexual, yet platonic, relationship.
Richard and Sam are working out right now; those brohomies are always aiming to increase their flexibility.
by BallSacks February 15, 2013
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bronies

Bronies: Teenage to young-adult, mostly male, fans of the animated cartoon "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." The term is often accepted as gender-neutral, and many female fans prefer "brony" over the not-so-popular "pegasister."

We have an awful lot of negative stereotypes that mostly aren't true. Not all of us are into R34. Not all of us are homosexual. And not all of us are furries; our fandom is, in my opinion, completely separate from furries.

We have a ton of talented artists, musicians, and authors that make our fandom so special. The fanbase is constantly growing and spreading it's hard to avoid if you're an avid Internet user. Will everyone appreciate this? Hell, no. Is it necessary to bash the fandom because it? Absolutely not.

Before you bash and call us "faggots," check out the show for yourself.

(By the way, Fluttershy is best pony. Your argument is invalid.)
Brony: Hey guys, have you seen the show "My Little Pony?"
Friend 1: No, but it sounds so gay.

Friend 2: It's all over the internet! And it's so stupid! I haven't even watched it, but I know bronies are all faggots.
Brony: Here, let me pull up one of the episodes on my iPhone.

20 Minutes Later

Friend 1: Hey, this isn't so bad!
Brony: I know, right?
Friend 2: Wow, this is really, really gay. (walks away)
Friend 1: DON'T HATE, LOVE AND TOLERATE!
Brony: Welcome to the herd, buddy.
by Me Mewsta January 21, 2012
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Bronies

Lonely male virgins between the ages of 15 and 55 who watch the girls' cartoon "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" either because it's cute and stupid like most things that lonely virgins fall in love with, or because they can flaunt their knowledge of the show to attract 8 year old girls to their mothers' basements for rape and cupcakes (except without the cupcakes).
Tim: "Hell yeah, man! New episode of My Little Pony!"
Jim: "Bro-hoof!"
Tim: "Yeah man, we are such bronies!"
Jim: "Forever alone...
by VladiMatt August 18, 2011
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Broveries

Dude, he punched you straight in the broveries.
by ROPE February 6, 2014
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