BROOMSTACHE

Broom shaped like a mustache.

1. Hey did you get to use your broomstache? 2. How did you sweep yesterday with your broomstache? 3. Oh honey, I'd stache that trash.

by Raidat May 3, 2013

Bromotion

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.

How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Roof Brooms

A game played in an apartment consisting of hitting the ceiling with broom handles, usually played with six to ten players. The object of the game is to irritate the upstairs neighbor, often as revenge for noisy behavior such as stomping. Typically, roof brooms involves drinking beer, talking, and hammering on the ceiling for hours. Players may arrange themselves in shifts to ensure continual striking upon the ceiling.

Marc: "what's up tonight?"
Jim: "we're playing Roof Brooms at my flat tonight."

by MFn Connery May 5, 2013

Bromiscuous

The phenomenon of too many dudes hanging out at a social gathering, especially one in which alcohol is consumed in large quantities, without the presense of any chicks; drunk dudes at a sausagefest who start to blurr the lines between just being a "bro" and taking it a borderline homosexual level that starts to get weird

Mark: Dude, were you at Joe's party last weekend?

Neil: Yeah man. It was just Joe and all his weird friends from high school. They were starting to get a little bromiscuous man.

Mark: Like what?

Neil: It started out with some beer pong victory dance they were doing... and then Garrett licked Joe's nipple

Mark: ... thats pretty bromiscuous

by PatchesMcBalls December 11, 2010

Bromst

The title of Dan Deacon's March 2009 released LP.

"When a dragon wakes up and he's not horny but there is a distinct possibility of him becoming horny." -Deacon

He woke up bromst with out a place to spread his fire.

by DDah March 17, 2009

Bromophobia

When someone is afraid of or threatened by a friendship they see between two male friends.

Sandra won't let Andrew come out tonight. That girl totally has bromophobia.

OR

Charles mad that Andrew is going to the movies with Ross tonight. That guy totally has bromophobia.

by female bromancer December 27, 2010

Cheetah-Broosie

The MOST terrifying beast of all - much more so than the cougar monkey

If the heavens ever unleash the Cheetah-Broosie, we'll know the end is near.

by Andy Bond April 28, 2008