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bromister

1. One who packs lips.
2. a truefag.
3. a 'roid monkey.
4. overall insult.
1. that bromister just packed a FAT lip.
2. that truefag is a total bromister.
3. look at that bromister juice up.
4. you kids are bunch of bromisters im gonna bounce.
by Sub_zer0 May 22, 2008
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Ooh look over there, he is one Brobbie, Brinkles, Broble, Broblehead, Broby, Chef Broky, Broky, Brodmaster, A name for a severely attractive person
by MasterPanda April 2, 2022
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Bromansterbate

A verb that describes an act of two bros showing intense bromance.
I saw Bill and James bromansterbate the other day.
by TrSoooop June 20, 2012
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Brocastery

Adj/Noun; When four or more things go horribly wrong in your day and it's as if it was savagely targeting you in particular.
(A man or woman gets punched in the face and hits the floor in a puddle of Mud as a dog pees on them. When the person gets up they get punched again) "WHAT THE BROCASTERY IS THIS!!"

"My day was mad brocastery. I was doing homework in study hall when the school bully knocked my stuff on the floor with my girlfriend on his shoulders. I thought I could shake it off when I went to pick up my stuff but my best friend slap me in the face and had the nerve to say "guess what... chicken butt"!That was type brocastery if I've ever seen it."
by O0KiN0O June 25, 2017
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Bromster

A Bromster is the combination of a Bro for life and a Master. So someone who is not only a dork who you can do the wildest shit with, but who also teaches and supports you.
"Thanks mate, you really know what to do!"
"No problem, remember I am not only your Bro, but also your Bromster. Call me when you need some advises again."
by Luan T. Nexi December 15, 2018
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Broaster

A spit roast made up entirely of bros
Hey you heading to Carl's this Friday for the broaster?
by Rikstah November 10, 2022
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Broaster Strudel

A friend who often lets his bro’s & homies cum on him, particularly on his face. Broaster strudels are common in bromosexual relationships.
Me: Yo dude, where have you been?? We’ve been trying to call you all day.

Friend: Don’t worry about it, man. I just had a quick sesh with my broaster strudel & now i’m drained.
by NotGvm December 1, 2023
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