brokebackitis

A condition of emotional paralysis experienced in the days following one's viewing of "Brokeback Mountain."

Biff: "Ever since Jim saw 'Brokeback Mountain', he's been crying in his room and hanging his ex-boyfriend's shirt behind his closet door."

Doyle: "He must be suffering from brokebackitis."

by B July 28, 2008

Brokeback

(adj.) Used to describe anything of questionable masculinity.

Believed to have originated from the 2005 motion picture Brokeback Mountain.

"It's NOT a purse, it's a man-bag! It's very manly!"
"I don't know man, it looks kinda brokeback to me." -Boondocks

by BR-&-D January 22, 2006

Brownbacked

When a public official or his handlers demand, either directly or through third parties, that an average citizen apologize or beg forgiveness for having have hurt the official's feelings, and the everage citizen's defiance goes viral and forces the official in question into a humiliating climbdown in which the official winds up apologizing to the citizen instead.

After the mayor demanded an apology from a high school student for an allegedly disrespectul tweet, he got well and truly brownbacked by his angry constituents and had to say "I'm sorry."

by Paldan of the Desert November 28, 2011

brokeback love shack

A silly little place up the railroad tracks where two men can "shack up" for the night and fall madly in love beneath the stars, undisturbed to let the hands
wander and please each other...

Gary:Hey Curtis you know a place where we can be alone and play silly little reindeer games and watch the stars?

Curtis: Golly gee, a friend told me about this
" brokeback love shack " near here, there we can do what
we want and no one will ever know !

by squirtdonkeys December 18, 2006

No Brokeback

A term used after one said something that sounded very gay.

Person: "Son, i could fit like five of these golf balls in my mouth...No Brokeback"

by kidgenius January 21, 2006

brokebackup

A posse made up of homosexual males. Also known as having a 'queer eye for the straight guy'.

My girlfriend went on the wine tour with a bunch of drunk 'n drooling first years so I sent my brokebackup to keep an eye out for her.

by Mistress 2, Husband 0 November 2, 2007

Brokeback

A secret relationship between two closeted gay men.

“What are you going to tell our friends?"

"The truth."

"Well, you don't have to. I know a little cabin up in the woods, we could go there. Say we're going fishing or something."

“We could do that... but that's a little Brokeback."

by Bacon Jesus October 3, 2010