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Bro Fisting

The act of bro fisting consists of several steps. First, one must get the bro drunk. This usually takes 3 Zimas, or 10 Smirnoff ices.

Once drunk the bro's pants are pulled down to his ankles, and he is bent over the arm of a couch.

At this point the bro may fight back, so one must turn on a Dave Mathews album to pacify them.

Next, lube up your left hand and arm, all the way up to the elbow.

Force your fist into the bro's anus, starting first with two fingers and then slowly stretching the opening until it's loose enough to take the whole fist and arm.

Slide the arm in all the way to the elbow, and then make a fist in their colon.

Turn your knuckles 90 degrees counter clockwise.

Congratulations, you have completed your first bro fisting!
Bro fisting announcement: I bro fisted the shit out of you last night bra
by Stinkfist the lubricated July 7, 2010
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brocasting

the practice of inserting obscure pop-culture references or quotes (sans footnotes) in casual conversation in order to (implicitly) connect with those who understand that reference.
(M is about to leave a party, saying goodbye to P)
M: See you guys. Thanks for all the fish.
(referencing Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - M is brocasting in a subtle manner)

P: So long, and thanks for all the fish.

(P is thereby completing the quote, thus indicating that he is also familiar with the reference. P has successfully received the brocast)
by 3-309 November 10, 2012
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Boisting

1. Generally used to describe the weather. Very hot
2. Over heated.
3. Sexual frustration.
4. When commenting on a person. Very attractive

Derived from 'Boiling' and 'Roasting'
1. "Damn its' boistin' today!"
2. "I am boisting over here."
3. "I haven't had sex in weeks, I'm boisting!"
4. "She is BOISTING!"
by Lara Lorelei May 31, 2007
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Broiting

Verb

The act of gaining sexual pleasure from having amputated body parts inserted into a bodily orifice. Usually fingers are used, however sometimes an entire limb is utilised.

An individual that enjoys Broiting is a Broiter.
A Kentucky man and his girlfriend were arrested yesterday after he arrived at hospital with an amputated foot lodged inside his anus. His girlfriend has a Broiting fetish.
by Felching Master September 14, 2019
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Broasting

The act in which you and your best friend/bro tag team in roasting a victim.
Keith: Yo bro lets tag team this one.
Micheal: Hell yeah, Time for a broasting!
by Broast June 12, 2016
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Brotesting

When the homies protest cause the hoes aint loyal.
the boys will be brotesting the beach because the hoes b wildin.
by HaydenBeCheatin May 28, 2021
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Broasting

Congregating with one's "bros" in a high temperature environment. I.E. By a fire, or in a high temperature room.
"Yeah, we're broasting by the campfire fire with Drew, Keith, and Mike."
by topramen69 February 14, 2012
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