Broditch

To ditch your fellow bros in companionship for the female gender

My best friend Mark thinks that he can broditch me for his new girl on saturday.

by kelly99657 February 12, 2009

bropitamy

the act of reaching the pinnacle of being a bro. self actualization that oneselves is bro.

Bro 1: Dude I convinced her to get an abortion
Bro 2: You are the bropitamy.

by Broness September 9, 2010

Brodigal Son

A bro who has been ex-brommunicated or who has left the brommunity for an altogether brogus reason.

brocabulary etymology: Bro + Prodigal Son

A: Have you heard from Brosephus in a while?
B: No man, he's such a Brodigal Son.

by drew7667 April 6, 2009

Brodicament

When you get into a really fucked up situation with your bros.

Yeah last week we all showed up drunk to Sarah's party, but we didn't know it was a family party too. Quite a brodicament.

by Aaron BROdgers December 13, 2010

brodiac arrest

when you're laughing too hard with your bros, you might go into brodiac arrest.

side effects:
-death
-pissing on the homies while piggy back riding
-gay birdwatching when less than 5 feet apart in a hot tub
-sexual encounters with gorillas
-strangely shaped beagle attacks
stay cautious around these places:

-suburban sidewalks

-specifically near fat bunnies that can't fit through fence cracks

-tile kitchen floors
-park benches
-an upstairs plaid couch
-your alcoholic neighbors garage
abilities gained:
-forcing someone to attack you or the homies
-shot gun 27 monsters in 3 minutes without heart complications
-super splits on carpet
-peeing in your alcoholic neighbors garage
-super mario jumps and gta runs
-arm clapping

-camel spitting in your homies food
-burning homies house to the ground (specifically with homies inside)

bro have you heard of kone's brodiac arrest?

yeah bro, nobody's seen him or the homies in 240 hours.

by pissb0ttle July 22, 2021

brodinate

to stick your hand up ones ass while ejaculating and yelling football!!! GO FOOTBALL!! ARGH

Phil Brodinates Natalie

by Kickass MOFO March 26, 2004

Brocita

The female version of bro. Not to be confused with “bruh”

Hey brocita want to get some coffee later?

by Late night talker October 19, 2018