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can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!
forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
broccoli by Adrian November 6, 2004
A fucking microscopical tree
Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree
Broccoli by sexy mama oooooooof March 30, 2021
"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"
"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"
Broccoli by Karatekid1222 June 15, 2008
A character in the anime Boku No Hero Academia. Broccoli, is the main character, with his childhood friend Katsuki.

Also, Kacchan we were 5
Hay broccoli, how are you?
Broccoli by Weeb human May 22, 2020
Kid- Mom, I can't doo doo.
Mom- Go eat some broccoli; it'll clean you out.
broccoli by Shawn B. May 8, 2003
broccoli is something you say when you don't know what else to say .
Person1: I love you.
Person2: Broccoli

Person1: How does my hair look?
Person2: Broccoli.

Person1: What's the answer to number 42?
Person2: BROCCOLI !