brockster

She is soo awesome, i love her soo much

she makes the best brownies
she has amazing eyes and smile
a friend you can always count on
love her to bits
ELIZA!!!!!!!!!
she is soo pretty, mega hot, super thin
doesnt have to go on a diet
has uncoordinated legs from her dad
makeup at school
best hugs
awesome hair

long eyelashes
loves zoolander
she is ma bestest friend!!!

i love eliza!!!! aka brockster

by hansoloeliza July 22, 2010

brocrasterbate

To brocrastinate by masturbating. Masturbating with your bros in lieu of performing necessary tasks such as homework.

"I had a final tomorrow, but me and my bros played COD and then brocrasterbated to completion on the carpet in my frat. We called no homo first."

by LaMarcus69420 October 31, 2011

Broaster

A spit roast made up entirely of bros

Hey you heading to Carl's this Friday for the broaster?

by Rikstah November 10, 2022

Bromasters

The choice of muffler for every douchebag teen and young adult. Often found on early 2000's Mustang GTs, Camaros, Silverado pickup trucks, and full size V8 SUVs. Owners of vehicles with these mufflers often think they pull all the tail in town but in reality couldnt get a one night stand with a $2 hooker.

Damn bro, nice Mustang. Sounds like you got some bromasters on it.

by Defromation July 30, 2023

Broaster Strudel

A friend who often lets his bro’s & homies cum on him, particularly on his face. Broaster strudels are common in bromosexual relationships.

Me: Yo dude, where have you been?? We’ve been trying to call you all day.

Friend: Don’t worry about it, man. I just had a quick sesh with my broaster strudel & now i’m drained.

by NotGvm December 1, 2023