Bro shower

Typically encountered in college dormitories, a shower in which bros assume separate shower stalls and engage socially during said shower. The semi-anonymous nature of the Bro shower provides the opportunity to often times engage in impromptu singing, or conversations about otherwise taboo topics. The bro shower can either be circumstantial or initiated.

"Bro, this is a great conversation, but i gotta go take a shower, wanna come with for some bro shower action?"

*Bros singing Taylor Swift in terrible falsetto voices. "That's such a good song bro, I don't know who you are, but this is a great bro shower."

by Joe Resaurus Rex January 10, 2010

bro shower

A rite of custom widely practiced in both Europe and North America where two or more heterosexual male friends take a shower together. Once the participants are undressed and under the running water together, one or more of the men will pee on the chest of the other men present in a display of acceptance and trust. It is widely regarded as a faux pas to direct the urine stream away from one's showermate(s) (i.e. towards the drain) as it is generally perceived as an affront to the bonds of friendship.

In recent years, the bro shower has grown wildly in popularity and has mostly replaced the antiquated handshake as the standard way of bonding with another heterosexual male.

"You seem like a pretty chill dude. Why don't we go to my place for a bro shower together to make this friendship official?"

by Gay Abortions September 20, 2011

Really bro, that's how you feel?

When someone does something fucked up and intentional. Can also be taken as a joke sometimes.

Don: "Hey man, I kicked your shoes because it was in my way."
Ron: "Really bro, that's how you feel?"
Don: "It was an accident dude..."

by jiggysaw17 July 23, 2019

broshow

Synonymous with "sausage fest", a broshow is when there is an abundance of penis wielding humans at a party/club/bar. The phenomenon causes hardship when trying to seek out a female since the competition is almost as fierce as a Roman Colosseum Battle Royale.

Bro 1: "Holy fuck man look at that girl over there getting flocked like she's a fucking french-fry in a crowd of seagulls."

Bro 2: "True man, this is such a fuckin' broshow, let's dip."

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Girl 1: "I'm the only girl here, I'm going to put myself on a pedestal now because I love getting attention from everyone."

Girl 2: "Were such fucking cunts, I love broshows."

by Will McIntosh October 29, 2011