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bristol stool chart

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).
I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!
by castanza January 2, 2009
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bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.
Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol
by The Spike February 22, 2007
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bristol

bristol is a city in the southwest of England and the home of ket and raves. Most people go there to get smashed on a Saturday night. They have some of the best festivals, clubs and raves and the people are pretty chill too. You'll most likely find teens skating and smoking weed and uni students dressing poor.
"mate I wanna get pissed"
"lets head to bristol"
by dannydevitoslefttoe May 8, 2020
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Bristol Meth

Methedrone. Tomato plant food that was first used recreationally in Bristol.
You got any Bristol Meth mate? No, do I look like a tomato grower?
by Sparky Panel November 15, 2009
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bristee

The coolest, most amazing person you will ever meet. Never a dull moment around her, consider yourself blessed to even walk in her presence!
So i met this girl today, Bristee, and she's probably the best thing that has ever happened and will happen to me!
by airldaf June 2, 2008
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Bristol Factor

The scale used to rate shit in hardness
10-painful rock
1-sloppy joe
oh I got a Bristol Factor 2 just now. I had to wipe for half an hour
by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009
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