brining the turkey 

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.

George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".

brining the turkey by pruned November 24, 2013

Brining 

When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself

I'm still brining about what that asshole said

Brining by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017

bringing a gun to a knife fight 

making it impossible for you to lose, overkill,

hes giving a 2 dollar hooker a 50 thats like bringing a gun to a knife fight

bringing a gun to a knife fight by telephone45 July 3, 2007

Bringing up Laura Branigan 

A term used when a person is so sick they are throwing up what they consumed in the 80's.

Although names of other pop stars of the era may be used to define the amount of effort involved in emesis it is worth noting that there is some debate as to whether "Bringing up Pat Benatar" implies as deep a retching as "Bringing up Laura Branigan".

"Bringing up Rick Astley" is only ever used by people who didn't actually live through the 80's and who spend their days on YouTube.

Medical note: Known to cause Boerhaave's syndrome (effort rupture of the esophagus).

80's Survivor #1: "Heard you were really sick."
80's Survivor #2: "Oh, man, I was bringing up Laura Branigan."

Bringing up Laura Branigan by The JOKERCAT February 3, 2013

brinking

Derived from the root words "butt" and "drink". Meaning to consume alcohol through the anus.

"Bro, pull down your pants, get the funnel, and let's do some serious brinking!"

brinking by candybrofartsniff October 17, 2009

Bringing your own sand to the beach 

Taking your girlfriend / boyfriend to a party or social event where there will be plenty of single women / men to mingle with.

Damn, can you believe that Colin is actually bringing his own sand to the beach tonight! Doesn’t he know that Anna's parties are crawling with beautiful single models!!!

Bringing your own sand to the beach by BigCee September 6, 2005

Bringing the Vanilla Ice Cream 

Being the only white person/people at a party.

"Hey man, how was your thing last night?"

"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."

Bringing the Vanilla Ice Cream by UncleBurton August 22, 2012