a term used to explain man's fear of getting cornholed when
squatting in the bush, specifically homophobic
men who wear their manhood as a defence
system against what they feel is threateningly "gay".
Someone: "Vlad the Impaler enjoyed impaling
people up the sphincter so he must of been scared someone would do the same to him"
Someone #2 "For sure, he totally built that
castle of his with a brick
shithouse complex"