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Shit Brained

Getting so Drunk that you forget most of what you did the last time you got drunk, and had shit for brains. hence Shit Brained"
"boy i got shit brained, i didnt know what the hell i was doing, i think i had sex with a postbox"
by the Real B-Man April 11, 2010
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Brizaned

1.The act of doing a "one up" when someone is telling a story.

2. To tell a lie or an exaderation that is obviously false to everyone, but the person telling the lie thinks everyone is to dumb to notice.
Example 1.

Man 1- " I crashed my car yesterday and broke three of my ribs."

Man 2- " I crashed my car last week and broke all my ribs, both arms and cracked my skull."

Man 3- "you got Brizaned."

Example 2

A geeky old man standing in a biker bar telling stories of when he was in the hells angels, when its obvious to everyone he has never even been on a motorcycle.
by Red Devil 1983 October 1, 2009
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smooth-brained

An insult referring to the absence of wrinkles present in the human telencephalon(cerebrum) -- the largest region of the mammalian brain. Literally implying idiocy at a physiological level.
Those smooth-brained idiots voted for G.W. Bush twice!
by drastic_quench May 23, 2008
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Briandead

LIke "braindead" but on a new spectrum of thick-headedness; reserved only for people named "Brian" or "Brain"
The answer to the question is 5x+12, not whatever garbage you have... you are so briandead.
by BiggestBrainBoy April 7, 2019
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Basten Brained

Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.
That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained
by xMonkeyMonk August 31, 2021
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Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.
Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.
by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020
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brianda

A beautiful person inside and out.

tends to have problems with discussing their feelings.

someone who is always there to help and easy 2 fall in love with.
Dude im in love, shes such a Brianda.

shes so beautiful, smart, loving, and sexy, shes such a Brianda
by Richard lovato April 20, 2009
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